even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
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I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
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Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
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