I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
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This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
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I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
Ya’ll! My debit card got switched with my boss’ at lunch today (both Red Wells Fargo)....I realized it at whole foods AFTER I ran it for $100 at Vanity Room getting my vaj waxed 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️. Most awkward IOU ever tomorrow.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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