too bad you live with your parents still
my "about me" section on Facebook should read "hell-bound alcoholic who wants to fuck a 40-year-old crackhead"
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
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Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
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I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
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