Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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