She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
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he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
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I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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