Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
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I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
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I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
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