It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger