erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
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I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
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I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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