she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
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He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
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Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
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