So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
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We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
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I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
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