I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
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Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
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I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
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Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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