is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
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This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
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I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
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