Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
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My dream of liquor pitchers came true
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
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You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
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