found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
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