problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
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DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
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and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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