it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
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You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
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I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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