I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
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We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
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Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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