TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
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Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
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Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
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