your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
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No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
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It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
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