LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
Mom wants to know why I'm bringing a blender back to college.... didn't have the heart to tell her she's paying a $20,000 tuition for us to make margaritas and sleep through class
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
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His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
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just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
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