If that was your dad, he is hot
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
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Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
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I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
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