I don't think brook has ever known best
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
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Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
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I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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