You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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