Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
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After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
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Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
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