Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
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Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
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Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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