my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
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