Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
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i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
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I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
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