The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
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This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
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I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
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