Kareoke will never be a sober sport
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
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His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
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We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
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