While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
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hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
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You have to summon your inner elephant
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
πππ what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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