LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
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I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
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He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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