If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
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Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
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Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
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