I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in