As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room