Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
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I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
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Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
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