What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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