You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
Every concussion has its silver lining
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
Randomize
