Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Never drink rum straight from the bottle, even if people say it'll make you a pirate. It won't: it'll make you a bumbling shitfaced idiot who just drank rum straight from the bottle.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
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Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
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Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
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