I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
i think my cat just said my name.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
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