I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
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i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
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it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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