Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
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Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
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U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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