i may or may not be watching the land before time
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Proof That Kendall Jenner Is The Queen of Cannes
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
It's official drugs can't kill me
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
The 21 Worst Ways People Have Been Dumped
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.