weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
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shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
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I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow