I'm going to rape someone's good day.
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
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I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
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after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
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Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato