I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
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So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
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You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping