You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think