I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
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Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
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I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Someone stole a lamp last night.