Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
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