How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
It was my first time buying condoms at the liquor store... I was nervous and there were quite a few people, so I tried to do it as quickly and quietly as possible. When I got to the Indian cashier, he took one look at them and said loudly, "Ohhh you gonna get it on tonight, ah?!"
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This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
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I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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