and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
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There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
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He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
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