My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
Will exercising make me less horny?
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