Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
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I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
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SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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