i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
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We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
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is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
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